Viscous Whiskers

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expertcosmotips:

ex won’t stop texting you? scare him away by pretending you joined a cult

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apprenticenecromage:

i haven’t absorbed the nutrients of a man’s broken down ego in a long time i’m starting to weaken

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i-swear-on-all-my-spores:

o-k-compooper:

souschen:

i think instead of the woman taking her husband’s name when they get married or doing the hyphenated thing

couples should just smash their last names together

so like if a Smith married a Grabowski you could be Smabowski or Grabith or Grasmithski

and then as the generations go on the names just get more and more ridiculous

why aren’t we doing this

WELCOME TO BRITAIN

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thecityofpawnee:

incorrigibledirigible:

“What is that smell?”
“I’m dying my roots.”

Newsflash: being blonde as a child is not a valid excuse for being a bottle-blonde now. Just own up to the fact that you don’t sport your natural color.

are you arguing with a joke in a movie

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